'Great Grand Masti' Tweet Review: Don't Watch The Movie
'Great Grand Masti' Tweet Review: Don't Watch The Movie
For the sake of your own sanity, just don't

Great Grand Masti is supposed to be, as suggested by the trailer, an adult comedy with a supernatural twist to it. If that can mean anything other than a scantily clad, oversexualized ghost haunting Vivek Oberoi, Riteish Deshmukh and Aftab Shivdasani, then the film franchise has certainly grown since the last two installments. But we all know that's not true at all!

Director Indra Kumar is certainly expected to find new ways to use clichés and repeat done-to-death 'non veg' jokes that we used to receive as SMSs back in school. Let us hope this movie will at least try to justify 1/10th of the 200 bucks we spent on the tickets. Pathikrit Sanyal from News18 was inside the theater to tweet review the film:

10:01 AM: Less than ten minutes into the movie and the juvenile jokes are already getting to me. #GreatGrandMasti

10:14 AM: Aftab Shivdasani's creepy pervert expressions and the double entendres are more nightmare inducing than Grudge

10:15 AM: The amount of casual slut shaming is just amazing #GreatGrandMasti

10:19 AM: It is movies like these that make it absolutely clear why Aftab Shivdasani and Vivek Oberoi don’t have any kind of a career left #GreatGrandMasti

10:21 AM: And there you go. The worst homage to Titanic's misted window hand scene. This movie is outdoing itself with every scene #GreatGrandMasti

10:25 AM: The song lyrics are honestly more cringe worthy than that "Swag Wali Topi" song that's going viral. #GreatGrandMasti

10:29 AM: The movie has plugged in its name twice so far like we need constant reminders of our mistake of coming to watch it. #GreatGrandMasti

10:31 AM: Comparing women to food like biriyani and pao and milk. 100% on ultra casual sexism. #GreatGrandMasti

10:39 AM: Wow this movie has a 3D animated flashback section. This shoddy animation quality is better than the movie so far #GreatGrandMasti

10:54 AM: Urvashi Rautela's ghost make up looks like a Snapchat filter #GreatGrandMasti

11:06 AM: The only thing that justifies the horror part of the movie is definitely the acting. #GreatGrandMasti

11:14 AM: Apparently the only way to counter the effects of Viagra is to look at photos of "ugly" women and men. Yeah science! #GreatGrandMasti

11:20 AM: Shreyas Talpade is in the movie as well. Whoa! #GreatGrandMasti

11:25 AM: Wives who happily cook for sex crazed, philandering husbands. Indian values on point in this movie #GreatGrandMasti

11:29 AM: Also, rape jokes. Yay. Director Indra Kumar is simply the best. #GreatGrandMasti

11:39 AM: The only thing that's probably on fleek is the portrayal of godmen and 'babas' #GreatGrandMasti

11:44 AM: Lol husbands getting pissed that wives aren't keeping a karva chauth fast for pervert husbands. What entitlement #GreatGrandMasti

11:46 AM: But oh lord. Adarsh Indian wives secretly kept karva chauth fast anyway. Salute. #GreatGrandMasti

11:48 AM: Will the wives' prayers save the creep men from the over sexualized ghost? I'm on the edge of my seat. #GreatGrandMasti

11:52 AM: Aftab Shivdasani trying to exorcise ghost of Urvashi Rautela with a pair of boxers is something I'd never thought I'd see #GreatGrandMasti

11:56 AM: Holy cow. This movie is trying to end on a sentimental note. #GreatGrandMasti

11:57 AM: Also Urvashi Rautela just did a Kamehameha!!!!! #GreatGrandMasti

12:00 PM: Spoiler alert: the movie ends with everyone getting laid. I'm very very very confused right now. #GreatGrandMasti

12:10 PM: Thanks for staying with our review of #GreatGrandMasti. We'd highly recommend going to a shrink after watching the movie.

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