How to Screw Up Successmaker

Preparing to Screw Up Successmaker Enterprise

Open up Successmaker Enterprise on your school's computer. You could either double click on the desktop icon to open it or if it is not on the desktop, go to the directory folder in Start > All Programs > Pearson School > Successmaker or whatever directory folder your teacher put on the computer that takes you to the program.

Sign in to your Successmaker account. Your username should be your first initial of your first name and your full last name, and your password should contain your first name and a few numbers. Click Sign in to continue.

Click on the laptop with the smiling dog. This will take you to your Successmaker session.

Select your current session. Now you will be taken to a math problem that you should be working on.

Screwing Up Successmaker Enterprise

Start by dragging the window all around the screen. To do that, hold and shake the mouse rapidly and watch your window fly!

Another thing you can do with the window is dragging it to the side of your screen so all you see is a black screen (well, except a thin blue line which is your window). To drag the window off the screen, simply click and drag it to the left or right of the screen until you can't see it anymore (you should see a thin blue line when you're done).

Skip nearly every single math problem. Press and hold the number 6 key on your keyboard (even though any other key could work), and watch as you save up time in speeding through the problems even though it is considered cheating. But do you hate school? Go ahead dude! Note: If you can't skip a problem, type the incorrect answer to the problem several times before entering it, and soon, you'll go back to a problem that you can skip through.

Success! Successmaker has been screwed thanks to you! Now you will see your terrible grades unlike your peer's grades, which are great!